Alien: – Give me all the money, earthling…
Native: – Oh, if you knew that my world is falling on you would not be doing this, my friend.

Neptune offering their children as food to his carnivorous plant.

Then … Yesterday was Valentine’s Day and so… I can’t give a gift to my girl today?
I curse the supermarkets and my bad memory!

Long ago we know that the soil of Haiti was opening beneath its feet… We’re a bit guilty for having looked the other way. Besides pain, when the earth has swallowed a half of that country, we must feel embarrassing.

Guy, I’m totally outdated. I still have a cathode ray tube TV, neither plasma, LCD or LED… to stun myself in front of the damn thing.

Dialogue between the «Tolmos» (Arbujuelo, Soria, Spain):
It Seems that today the wind blows colder…
Yes, that’s because Paco has gone to heaven.

One day, the ocean went dry. So we had been outstanding for our businesses and trades, which we did not realize that the sea, instead of leveling up as predicted, was empty, like our souls.

I, as the thing is, I’ll get me for a spell in the only safe place that will stay on Earth.