The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David M. Ogilvy, 1911–1999

Near to the end of the journey, we realized that while we took the right train that approached us most in our destinations, these were located at opposite ends of the tracks.

Never confuse movement with action.
Ernest Hemingway, 1899-1961

Indolence is a delightful but distressing state; we must be doing something to be happy.
Mahatma Gandhi, 1869-1948