Of the various forms of government which have prevailed in the world,
an hereditary monarchy seems to present the fairest scope for ridicule.
(Edward Gibbon, 1737^–1794)

I’m not inside an ice cube, I’m the ice cube that fell to the floor and went under the fridge.

Some people use their hands to work and a few,
use them to lead those who work and pick up
the fruits of their labor. And so we are.